Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage
"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, middle of nowhere, lost, lost at sea, high seas, castaway, shipwreck, ship wreck, lifeboat, lifeboats, rescued, rescue, mistake, mistaken, mistakenly, barber, barbers, barber pole, barber's pole, barber poles, stripe, stripes, striped, relief, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic
"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
Tags:desert, desert island, island, maroon, marooned, shipwreck, shipwrecked, ship wreck, ship wrecked, trap, trapped, music, musical, musician, music lover, discs, disks, disc, discs, desert island discs, favorite, favourite, favorites, favourites, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural, stranded, survival, survive, radio, radio programmes, radio programme, radio programs, radio program
Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.
"Are you talking to me?"
Tags:talk, talking, interrupt, interrupted, listening, listening skill, listening skills, social, social skills, socially skilled, alone, one to one, conversation, conversations, conversational skill, conversational skills, ship wreck, shipwreck, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, you talking to me, maroon, marooned, maroons, desert island, island, cliche, cliches, deserted, bad listener, bad listening
'I wonder how the economy is doing.'
'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'
'Something tells me we're close!'
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
'That was fun!'
Man on desert island - 'I'll hold.'
Remote control pirate bully
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, pirate ships, battle, shoot, sink, naval battle, navy, canon, scuttle, capsize, ship wreck, park, pond, play, attack, remote, remote control boats, captain hook, captain, pirate ship, skirmish, sailor, ship, sailing, ocean, skull and crossbones, jolly roger, matey, first mate, spoilsport, mate, eye patch, davey jones, un-sportsmanlike, children, child's play dress-up, fancy dress, re-enactment, taking it too far
'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'
'We've talked it over, and we've decided to deport you.'
Deep sea fishing
'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'
'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'
'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'
'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'
'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'