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Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
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"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
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"Are you talking to me?"
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'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'
School Trip To The Beach
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"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
'If this doesn't kill us, the kennel bill will!'
Help! Send fishing tackle!
'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'
'We've talked it over, and we've decided to deport you.'
Deep sea fishing
'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'
'...at last I'm saved!'
'Norman, Norman! It's me, Peter! I am not an ATM!'
Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it
Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.
'I'm leaving you.'
'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?