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Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now
Tags:liberty, liberties, bell, bells, ring, rings, ringing, ringer, ringers, philly, philadelphia, usa, america, american, la, package, packages, protect, protection, bubble, bubblewrap, wrap, hurry, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, ship, ships, shipped, shipping, stupid, game, games, box, boxes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
Tags:king, kings, ruler, rulers, royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, throne, thrones, folding chair, folding chairs, chair, chairs, seat, seats, furniture, new furniture, delivery, waiting for a delivery, deliverymen, deliveryman, special delivery, shipping, mail, mailing, waiting, waiting time, delay, delays, impatient, uncomfortable, awkward, finally, at last
'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'
Mail and Air Mail Boxes.
'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'
"Yes Sir! I have just shipped your order."
"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."
Tags:light house, lighthouse, light houses, lighthouse, lighthouse keeper, lighthouse keepers, no power, no electricity, power cable, power cables, power socket, power sockets, no light, dark, darkness, useless, uselessness, ineffectual, pointless, pointlessness, danger, dangerous, hopeless, hopelessness, in the middle of nowhere, ships, shipping, boats, bating, boat, ship, power shortage, power shortages, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, dependant, dependence, technology dependant, technology dependence
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, fulfilment, fulfillment, worker, workers, surveyor, surveyors, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, interview, interviews, opinion, opinions, shopping experience, personal, customer, customers, shipping, modern life
'First, is there going to be any shipping and handling charges on this stuff?'
Ship sinking while worker is still painting.
"Don't open that, man. It's just rude to open someone else's mail. Seriously dude."
"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
Tags:shipping, shipping fee, shipping fees, mislead, misleads, misleading, cost, costs, hidden cost, hidden costs, hidden fee, hidden fees, mail order, ecommerce, internet commerce, e-commerce, online retail, online retailer, online retailers, free shipping, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, technicality, technicalities, confused, confusion
Movers and shakers.
"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."
Restaurant - Free lunch!* *plus $29.95 service charge for shipping and handling.
Alexa and the Genie
Tags:digital assistant, digital assistants, virtual assistant, virtual assistants, smart speaker, smart device, genie, genies, genie in a lamp, genie in a lantern, magic lamp, magic lamps, magic lantern, magic lanterns, three wishes, three wishes, wish, wishes, online shopping, online commerce, e-commerce, shipping, ship, online retailer, online retailers, ecommerce, gossip, gossiping, commiserating, commiseration, commiserate
'This is my supply chain.'
This end up - You idiot.
Another delivery by UPMS.
"We also offer a same year express delivery service."
Tags:snail, snails, courier, couriers, freight, freights, cargo, cargoes, transport, escargot, logistics, carrier, dispatcher, delivery, deliveries, delivery service, package delivery, transporter, goods delivery, haulier, haulage, goods transporter, consignment, load, payload, loads, payloads, shipment, shipping, shipping goods
Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick
"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"