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'When I said get a hobby I meant something like stamps.'
'If this doesn't clinch the 'no' vote, nothing will...'
"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"
"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."
Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'
'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'
'No, no, no...this is Eric's ark, Noah's is three arks down.'
'Care to see the up boats?'
"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."