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Male office worker with 'out of order' sign attached to him.
'I feel like I should be getting paid just as much as the rest of the people who do nothing around here!'
"If I won the lottery I'd still come to work, I just wouldn't do a good job."
'What makes you think I'm not at my desk?'
'They just don't make brains like they used to.'
'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'
'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'
I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.
Sign by water cooler - 'Do not linger: Hazardous to your job!'
'I appreciate you doing the work of two men, Haskell, but Baker and Clayton never did anything either.'
'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'
'This is the third time your grandmother has died this year. Tell me, have you tried putting a stake through her heart and cutting her head off?'
'Jensen, how do you expect to get ahead in this organization if I have to keep firing you?'