Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
Tags:lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
New York Man
"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, old love, old romance, old romances, romantic, romantics, distracted, distraction, distractions, lazy, laziness, unprofessional, professional, board member, board members, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, account, accounts, paying attention, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.
Tags:law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, bored, boring, bores, long, lengthy, non-celebrity, shirking, shirk, citizen, citizenship, citizens
"Didn't you ever have a book that you just couldn't put down?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, book, books, good book, good books, good read, good reads, addictive, professionalism, unprofessional, inconsiderate, board member, board members, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirk, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers
"I'll get those profit margin estimates to you as soon as I'm done with this paperwork."
Tags:unprofessional, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirker, shirkers, incompetent, incompetence, paper plane, paper planes, paper airplane, plane airplanes, paper aeroplane, aeroplanes, folding paper, paperwork, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
Tags:jersey, new jersey, delegate, delegates, delegating, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, emergency, emergencies, invasion, invasions, monster, monsters, police, police department, police departments, emergency worker, emergency workers, invader, invaders, invading, problem, someone else's problem, shirk, shirks, shirking
'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
Caution Men Shirking
The Faith-Based Family
Tags:religion, religious, religions, faith, faithful, faiths, faithfully, trust, trusting, trusts, science, scientific, future forward, future, wish, wishes, wishful, wishful thinking, passive, passive consumption, active, proactive, pro active, proactivity, pro activity, pro-activity, pro-active, one day, family, family values, responsibility, responsible, shirk, shirking, coasting, along for the ride, kid, kids, child
'I was asked to attend a meeting on Accountability in Education. Harold, how long will it take for you to teach me the art of camouflage?'
Male office worker with 'out of order' sign attached to him.
'It's our new policy...if the children don't turn up then the parents have to!'
"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf player, golf players, playing golf, family, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, shirk, shirking, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, lazy, laziness, bad husband, bad husbands, bad father, bad fathers, gender issues, gender inequality, escape, escaping
"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, mission creep, commitment, commitment issues, overtime, working overtime, working late, leave early, leaving early, leaving work early, sneaking out, sneak out, lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, military, military campaign, military campaigns, long term commitment, long-term commitment, long-term commitment, long term commitment
'Remember, Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. One minute more and you attack!'
Desk trays - 'In' and 'It's not my job'.
'I feel like I should be getting paid just as much as the rest of the people who do nothing around here!'
Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'
"If I won the lottery I'd still come to work, I just wouldn't do a good job."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, lottery, shirking, shirk, shirked, slacking, slack, slack off, slacking off, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates
'On Company Time: A Novel'
Tags:company time, on company time, writers, writer, author, authors, novelist, novelists, novel, novels, offices, office job, lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, unreliable, reliability, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, bad employee, bad employees, book title, book titles, desk job, desk jobs
Tags:ant, ants, shirk, shirks, shirking, couch potato, couch potatoes, responsibility, responsibilities, responsible, laze, lazes, lazy, laziness, worker ant, worker ants, entomologist, entomologists, biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, daytime, daytime tv, daytime television, daytime program, daytime programs, talk show, talk shows, talkshow, talkshows