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A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirt, shirt design, shirt designs, pattern, patterns, patterned, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, go together, goes together, going together, clash, clashes, clashing, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, airplane, airplanes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.
Tags:capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, homeless, homelessness, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, t-shirt, t-shirts, shirt, shirts, salesman, salesmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'
"Does flannel go with camo?"
Tags:flannel, camo, camouflage, camouflage pants, camouflage trousers, pants, trousers, shirt, shirts, button down shirt, button down shirts, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, manly, manliness, masculine, dress, dresses, dressing, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log cabin, log cabins, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, clash, clashes, clashing, match, matches, matching, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion senses, no fashion sense, dress sense, instinct, instincts
A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, art, art museum, art museums, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, fan, fans, faux pas, coordinate, coordinated, color coordinated, colour-coordinated, color coordination, colour-coordination, t-shirt, t-shirts, artist, artists, artistry, coincidence, coincidence, coincidental, color combination, color combinations, colour combination, colour combinations
Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.
"Have it your way- I'm happier than you are."
'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'
"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
Tags:modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbol
Ask me about my thick neck.
Tags:shirt, t shirt, t-shirt, shirts, t shirts, t-shirts, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, slogan, slogans, ask me about my, neck, necks, thick, thicker, thickest, jugular, fashion, fashions, clothes, ask me about my shirt, ask, asking, questions, questioning, help, helping, exercise, exercising, bodybuild, body building, body builders
"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, abandoned, abandon, abandonment, castaway, castaways, shirt, shirts, fashions, mens fashion, men's fashion, clothes wash, laundry, house hold chore, household chores, dry clean, dry cleaning, dry-clean, dry-cleaning, dry clean only, dry-clean only, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, priorities, priority, prioritising, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities
I'm with Stupid
'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'
Tags:security, secure, secured, secures, securing, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detecting, detectors, metal, metals, heavy metal, police officer, policemen, policeman, airport security, airport, airports, alarm, alarms, alarmed, alarming, tshirt, t-shirt, shirt, shirts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.
"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"
'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'
"As part of out customer care charter it's been decided that you don't need to give us your pants until tomorrow."
Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.
Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).
"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."
Tags:film, films, movie, movies, tv, t.v., television, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, sci-fi, science fiction, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space, outer space, technology, computer, computers, e-commerce, ecommerce, online shopping, internet shopping, shopping, shopper, shoppers, fashion, shirt, shirts, order, orders, ordering
'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'
"I buried my Obama T-shirt in the bottom drawer."