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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Tags:egg, eggs, boiled egg, boiled eggs, dippy egg, dippy eggs, chick, chicks, baby chicken, baby chicken, hatch, hatched, hatching, hatching egg, hatching eggs, breakfast, breakfasting, breakfast time, egg and spoon, baby chick, baby chicks, surprise, surprising, shock, shocked, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, dizzy, dizziness, hit on the head, fertilised egg, unexpected, soft boiled egg, soft boiled eggs, whack, breaking an egg, runny egg, runny eggs, breaking eggs
"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
Tags:phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, text, texts, texting, bomb, bombed, bombing, accident, accidents, technophobe, technophobes, drone, drones, text message, text messages, confused, confusing, try, tried, trying, shock, shocked, shocking, remote control drone, remote control drones, old, old age, retiree, new technology, device, devices
Honest mistakes made by moms.
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, child, children, pick up, picked up, lose, loses, losing, lost, mislocate, mislocated, mislocating, mistake, mistakes, honest, easy, bad mom, bad moms, bad parenting, accident, accidents, wig, wigs, hat, hats, blond, blonde, blonds, blondes, fake blonde, fake blondes, brown hair, daughter, daughters, shock, shocked, shocking
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Tags:school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard day
Scaring the hunter.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, scare, scares, scaring, scared, startle, startles, startled, startling, bird, bird, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, pop, pops, popping, popped, pi, pins, bang, bangs, banging, banged, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, surprise, surprises, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
"Lucky you! That's exactly what the treatments cost."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, diagnose, diagnosis, wheel of fortune, wheel, wheels, spinner, spinners, game, games, cost, costs, treatment, treatments, 10 billion, medical care, extortionate, exorbitant, uninsured, medical insurance, shock, shocked, shocking, unaffordable, overwhelm, overwhelmed, overwhelming, lucky, luck, exact, guess, guesses, guessing
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
Tags:manhole, man, men, gutter, gutters, drainage, drains, sewage, sewage system, traffic cone, traffic cones, cone, cones, startle, startled, startles, mole people, mole person, underground, scare, scared, shock, shocked, shocks, frightened, frighten, frightens, question, questions, questioned, query, queries, confused, confusion, confuse, confused
"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
God being dismayed at the state of the world.
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, jester, jesters, fool, fools, comedian, comedians, juggler, jugglers, juggling, death, dead, widow, widows, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, wife, wives, shocked, surprised, too soon, mourning, grieving, head, heads, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions
"Since when do you wear animals?"
Batman tissue dispenser.
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, comic, comics, comic books, comic book, hero, heroes, tissue, tissues, dispenser, dispensers, tissue dispenser, tissue dispensers, shock, shocked, shocking, shocks, shell-shock, shell-shocked, surprised, surprises, surprise, fan, fans, admirer, admirers, admired, bathroom, bathrooms, sink, sinks, toilet, toilets
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, the bill, large bill, unexpected bill, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, expensive, living above means, family, families, family meal, family meals, 1940s family, 1940s families, waiter, waiters, server, servers, haughty waiter, haughty waiters, vintage, 1940s, shock, shocked
Tags:edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical
"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"
Tags:app, apps, applications, smartphone application, smartphone app, mobile application, mobile app, stun, stunner, stunned, stun gun, electrocute, electrocuted, electric shock, shock, shocked, shocking, pain, painful, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidents, surprise, surprised, software developer, software developers, software development