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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Tags:egg, eggs, boiled egg, boiled eggs, dippy egg, dippy eggs, chick, chicks, baby chicken, baby chicken, hatch, hatched, hatching, hatching egg, hatching eggs, breakfast, breakfasting, breakfast time, egg and spoon, baby chick, baby chicks, surprise, surprising, shock, shocked, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, dizzy, dizziness, hit on the head, fertilised egg, unexpected, soft boiled egg, soft boiled eggs, whack, breaking an egg, runny egg, runny eggs, breaking eggs
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Tags:school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard day
Scaring the hunter.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, scare, scares, scaring, scared, startle, startles, startled, startling, bird, bird, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, pop, pops, popping, popped, pi, pins, bang, bangs, banging, banged, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, surprise, surprises, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, jester, jesters, fool, fools, comedian, comedians, juggler, jugglers, juggling, death, dead, widow, widows, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, wife, wives, shocked, surprised, too soon, mourning, grieving, head, heads, beheaded, beheading, beheading, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishment, punishments, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
Tags:edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical
"This Just In."
Tags:news, the news, newsreader, newsreaders, news reader, news readers, newscaster, newcasters, this just in, news broadcast, news broadcasts, news broadcasting, reporting, reporter, reporters, new reporter, new reporters, latest news, the latest news, bomb, bombs, bombing, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombing, war, nuclear war, conflict, conficts, tv, television, tv broadcasting, tv broadcasters, tv broadcatser, television brocasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, live tv, live television, anchor men, anchor man, anchormen, anchorman, unfortunate, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked
'I told you. This is NOT a good age to throw a surprise birthday.'
'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'
Tags:canal, canals, street, streets, road, roads, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, water, river, rivers, flood, flooded, venice, subway, metro, train, trains, underground, tube, transport, transportation, public transportation, track, tracks, station, stations, platform, platforms, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, passenger, passengers, swim, swimming, new york, ny, urban, city, city life, urban life, word play, word plays, literal, canal street
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, home, homes, boomerang, boomerangs, return, returns, returning, returned, returner, returners, baby, babies, son, sons, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, shock, shocks, shocked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The strings are catgut."
Tags:cat, cats, catgut, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, domestic, domestic cat, pet, pets, music, musical, violin, violinist, violin lessons, lesson, lessons, music lesson, instrument, musical instruments, musical instrument, violins, viola, violas, music teacher, teacher, teaching, class, classes, study, studied, shock, shocked, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, surprises
"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
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'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, medical bill, medical bills, bill, bills, fee, fees, charge, charged, charges, charging, cost, costs, medical fee, medical fees, shock, shocked, shocking, shocker, shockers, cartoon, comic, comical, eyes pop out, eyes popping out, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
Tags:goodyear, tyre, tyres, tire, tires, jeans, trousers, design, designs, designed, designer, designers, label, labels, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, wear, wears, wearing, wearer, wearers, wore, worn, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, fashion sense, dress sense, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, guardian, guardians, chasing, running, running away, escaping, following, threatening, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagreeing, surprised, surprise, shock, shocked, death threat, death threats, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, history, historical, medieval