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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'
'It's not good, coach. He suffered a traumatic blow to his ego...'
'And there's the horn to end the first half...'
Mrs. Zackford liked her students to feel the full shock effect of a pop quiz.
'Who knew God wears a snuggie?'
'Yes, I heard. Always a shock when these things happen... So sudden. But are you sure that you want just one hearse?'
'Mom, do we have anymore of Dad's little blue pills?'
'Oh, no, the kernel's dead!'
'Let me get this straight.. you don't want a BRIDE.. instead, you want a GUY FRIEND?'
'Here's your bill for the extraction and a little something to ease the pain...'
'That's a shocker,Ted-the cost of living gone up 40 pence a bottle!'