Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Scaring the hunter.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, scare, scares, scaring, scared, startle, startles, startled, startling, bird, bird, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, pop, pops, popping, popped, pi, pins, bang, bangs, banging, banged, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, surprise, surprises, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
"We could argue forever about whether or not that was justified.
Tags:justifiable homicide, justifiable homicides, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, shock, shocks, shocking, horrified, horrific, kill, kills, killing, underling, underlings, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, entitled, entitlement, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, debate, debates, debating, meeting, meetings, above the law
"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"
Tags:dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, hunting, hunter, hunters, high society, rich, the rich, rich people, rich man, big game hunting, big game, big game hunter, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, human, human head, gore, gory, fear, horror, classic horror, shock, shocking, strange, surreal, imagery, wall, walls, mansion, mansions, haunted, haunted house, halloween
Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."
Tags:marketing, marketing, brand, brands, branding, public relations, idea, ideas, profit, profits, amoral, immoral, shock, shocking, consumerism, mass media, media coverage, internet culture, sale, sales, dignity, capitalism, money making, salesmen, salesman, gross, board, boardroom, meeting, meetings, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death, cop, cops, officer, officers, police officer, police officers, capital punishment, death penalty
'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'
'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, medical bill, medical bills, bill, bills, fee, fees, charge, charged, charges, charging, cost, costs, medical fee, medical fees, shock, shocked, shocking, shocker, shockers, cartoon, comic, comical, eyes pop out, eyes popping out, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The strings are catgut."
Tags:cat, cats, catgut, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, domestic, domestic cat, pet, pets, music, musical, violin, violinist, violin lessons, lesson, lessons, music lesson, instrument, musical instruments, musical instrument, violins, viola, violas, music teacher, teacher, teaching, class, classes, study, studied, shock, shocked, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, surprises
'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'
Tags:ant, ants, insect, insects, bug, bugs, height, heights, skyscraper, skyscrapers, sky scraper, sky scrapers, observe, observes, observing, observed, observation, observations, tiny, minute, small, minuscule, microscopic, shock, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
Tags:goodyear, tyre, tyres, tire, tires, jeans, trousers, design, designs, designed, designer, designers, label, labels, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, wear, wears, wearing, wearer, wearers, wore, worn, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, fashion sense, dress sense, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Chill. I'm just mixing some cans of paint in the dryer.'
By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.
'It's not good, coach. He suffered a traumatic blow to his ego...'
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, ego, egos, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychotherapists, therapy, therapies, trauma, traumatic, damage, damages, damaged, shock, shocks, shocked, shocking, shocker, shockers, disturbance, disturbances, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The arrival of aliens.
'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'
Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks
Tags:safety tip, safety tips, tip, tips, static, static shock, static shocks, static electricity, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, carpet, carpets, staticky, shock, shocks, shocking, electric shock, electric shocks, government program, government programs, task force, task forces, federal task force, federal task forces, petty problem, petty problems
Which one of you is working on the real data and which one of you is working on the sanitized data?"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, data, sanitized, sanitised, scrub, scrubbed, accounts, accounting, data analysis, analysis, shock, shocking, whistleblower, whistle-blower, whistle blower, fraud, fraudulent, bad, bad sign, bad signs, visual gag
"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, three blind mice, mice, mouse, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, character, characters, blind, hysterical, trauma, past trauma, traumatised, traumatic experience, traumatic experiences, upset, upsetting, distress, distressing, shock, shocking, stress, mental health, cat, cats, owl, owls, mouse trap, mouse traps, trap, traps, dark humor, dark humour