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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'
"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"
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"We had originally planned to bring you along slowly, harper, but instead we're going to fire you."
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'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
Scaring the hunter.
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Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'
To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
Tags:hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, pass, passes, out, faint, faints, fainting, sight, sights, blood, bloods, bloody, surgical, operation, operations, team, teams, dismay, dismayed, shock, shocks, horror, horrors, incompetent, phobia, phobias, close to home
Tags:manhole, man, men, gutter, gutters, drainage, drains, sewage, sewage system, traffic cone, traffic cones, cone, cones, startle, startled, startles, mole people, mole person, underground, scare, scared, shock, shocked, shocks, frightened, frighten, frightens, question, questions, questioned, query, queries, confused, confusion, confuse, confused
Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
"We could argue forever about whether or not that was justified.
Tags:justifiable homicide, justifiable homicides, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, shock, shocks, shocking, horrified, horrific, kill, kills, killing, underling, underlings, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, entitled, entitlement, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, debate, debates, debating, meeting, meetings, above the law
Batman tissue dispenser.
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'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'
'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'
Tags:ant, ants, insect, insects, bug, bugs, height, heights, skyscraper, skyscrapers, sky scraper, sky scrapers, observe, observes, observing, observed, observation, observations, tiny, minute, small, minuscule, microscopic, shock, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Creation of Static
Tags:static, static electricity, static shock, static shocks, furry jumper, woolly jumper, woolly jumpers, wooly jumper, wooly jumpers, sistine chapel, hand of god, the hand of god, the creation of adam, michelangelo, cliche, cliches, creazione di adamo, humanity, shock, shocks, electrical discharge, electrical current
"The strings are catgut."
Tags:cat, cats, catgut, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, domestic, domestic cat, pet, pets, music, musical, violin, violinist, violin lessons, lesson, lessons, music lesson, instrument, musical instruments, musical instrument, violins, viola, violas, music teacher, teacher, teaching, class, classes, study, studied, shock, shocked, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, surprises
'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
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Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, home, homes, boomerang, boomerangs, return, returns, returning, returned, returner, returners, baby, babies, son, sons, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, shock, shocks, shocked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Cat and dog waking up in the night.
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Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, tangle, tangle, tangled, tangling, catch, catches, catching, fishing rod, fishing rods, surprise, surprised, surprises, shock, shocks, shocked, pull, pulls, drag, dragged, drags, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Checking for croutons.
By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.
'Sorry, I'm a doctor. If you want that looked at, you'll have to make an appointment like everyone else.'