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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
"Do you do much walking?"
"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."
'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'
'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'
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There was an old woman who shopped for a shoe.
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"Come on, honey, you have to go shoe shopping with me!"
"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my old shoes."
'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'
'Men look for competition in the eye. Women look for competition in the foot.'
A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?
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"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"
'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'
'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'
'I was really torn between going to Cornell or Pitt, but there's this awesome shoe store near Cornell, so...'
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
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Monkey buys new shoes
"They're cheap, comfortable and well designed, haven't you got anything fashionable?"
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"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."
'Fine. If you won't tell me which pair looks best with my new appendages, I guess I'll just have to buy all THREE!'
'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'
'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'
Thrift: 'You've no idea how much I've saved on new shoe soles...'
Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.