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'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'
A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?
"It's the last time I buy shoes online!"
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"He feels that his feet are too big."
'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'
Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?
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'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'
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'Size doesn't bother me. It gets me more laughs.'
"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."
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As they say - if the shoe fits - find the other one!
'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'
Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.
"They're a little tight."
'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'
'I'm a door to door salesman so I see it as more of a blessing really.'
'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'
'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'
"Bigfoot? Me? Are you blind or what?"
'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'
'We need a bigger place. Do you have something in a 14 triple 'E'?'
"What size shoe does sir take?"
Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.
"I need shoes in size 11. I mean size 11 in the width, not in the length."
'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'