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"It's the last time I buy shoes online!"
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'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'
Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?
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'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'
'Size doesn't bother me. It gets me more laughs.'
'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'
As they say - if the shoe fits - find the other one!
"They're a little tight."
'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'
'I'm a door to door salesman so I see it as more of a blessing really.'
'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'
'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'
'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'
'We need a bigger place. Do you have something in a 14 triple 'E'?'
"What size shoe does sir take?"
Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.
"I need shoes in size 11. I mean size 11 in the width, not in the length."
'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'
If the shoe fits, wear it.
'And what first attracted you to skiing, Miss Vogel?'
'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'
'They've taken a page from the jeans playbook...Relaxed Fit shoes.'
'And I'm pleased to report that we've reduced our carbon footprint from a 14 triple 'E' to a 5-1/2 triple 'A'.'
'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'
'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'