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'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."
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"A little lower."
"Need I remind you what this company was started on?"
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Oil Industry Safety.
Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma
'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'
Boy tying shoelaces together.
"Sorry I'm late. I was tying my shoes."
'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'
'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'
"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"You should have had it double-knotted."
"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."
'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'
"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"
'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'
'OK, give him a shove.'
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'Don't expect sympathy from me! I TOLD you your shoe was untied!'
Pigeons are evil,
'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'
'Now that could be a problem.'