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"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."
"Of course, I expect a ten-per-cent finder's fee."
Tags:finders fee, finders fees, finders' fee, finders' fees, finder's fee, finder's fees, hunting dog, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dogs, dog, dogs, hunter, hunters, shoot, shoots, shooting, retriever, retrievers, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, pay, pay dispute, pay disputes, salary dispute, salary disputes, pay negotiation, pay negotiations
"Let's be frank, Artie. I could have you shot. You could have me shot."
"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, firing squad, death, die, dying, dead, died, death penalty, sentenced to die, sentenced to death, death sentence, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisoner, prisoners, bad idea, bad ideas, danger, dangerous, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, shoot, shooting, law, laws, law and order
Tags:criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, santas reindeer, santa clauses raindeer, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolf, rudolf the red nosed reindeer, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting lodge, hunting lodges, tragic accident, hunting accident, shot, shoot, shooting, nice list, naughty list, crime scene, crime scenes
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
"I shot him and I never remarried."
"Flûte! Encore raté!"
Tags:cupid, baby cupid, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, miss, missed, flute, flutes, shoot, shoots, shooting, love, lovers, cleaning lady, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning ladies, businessman, businessmen, phone, phones, on the phone, call, calls, wet floor, still missed, french, french cartoon, french cartoons
"Never underestimate the middle class."
Tags:middle class, middle-class, cowboy, cow boy, cow-boy, cowboys, cow-boys, cow boys, underestimate, underestimated, underestimates, gunslinger, gunslingers, fastest gun in the west, wild west, wildwest, wild-west, westward, draw, drawing, quick hand, class, classes, shoot, shooting, duel, dueling, shot, shots, pistol, pistols
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"The commute is killing me."
Tags:medieval time, medieval times, travel, travels, traveling, traveled, catapult, catapulted, catapults, catapulting, commute, commutes, commuting, commuted, commuter, commuters, transport, transports, transported, transporting, fatal, fatality, fatality rate, fatality rates, mangonel, manginels, flung, fling, flinging, flings, shoot, target, targets, death, die, died, dies, dying, dead, speedy travel, fastest route, fast commute
Police shooting at Trump reelection banner
Tags:police, police force, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, bullet, bullets, election, elections, 2020, elect, electing, elects, elected, election campaign, election campaigns, trump, donald trump, president trump, the donald, president donald trump, futile attempt, futile attempts, gun violence
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"So, you're still doing the Western thing."
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
Tags:william, tell, archer, archers, archery, cannon, cannons, shoot, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, apple, apples, swiss, switzerland, folklore, challenge, challenges, crossbow, crossbows, aim, aims, ambition, ambitious, historian, historians, bolt, bolts, cannonball, cannonballs, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'
Tags:surgery, knee, knees, knee replacement, knee surgery, operation, operations, jockey, jockeys, rehabilitated, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, remedies, rehabilitation, remedy, surgery, surgical procedure, medical procedure, surgical procedures, medical procedures, capital punishment, death penalty, race horse, race horses, shooting, shoot, shoots, resent, resentment
"...and you!? Did you like yours?"
Tags:dining, dinner, lunch, chef, waiter, waitress, server, servers, customer service, restaurant, dinner date, gun, guns, gun control, gun safety, gun laws, murder, murderer, death, dying, dead, kill, killing, killer, unstable, angry, mean, bad meal, bad server, bad chef, shooting, shot, shoot, threat, threatening, restaurant review, restaurant reviewer
Bird's throw flower pot on top of hunting dog
Tags:flower pot, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, flowerpot, flowerpots, flower-pot, flower-pots, flower pots, dog, dogs, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, blood sport, blood sports, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bird, birds, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
Tags:think, thinks, thinking, thinker, thinkers, too much time, basketball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, angle, angles, math, maths, mathematics, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculated, calculation, calculations, over think, over thinks, over thinking, over thought, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfers, golfer, playing golf, caddy, golf caddy, golf caddies, caddies, golf buggy, golf buggies, foursome, playing too slow, warning shot, warning shots, fire, fires, firing, machine gun, gun, guns, machine guns, shot, shots, shoot, shooting, hurry up, speed up, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."
Tags:cheater, cheaters, revenge, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, shoot, shooting, shot, last words, death, die, died, dying, dead, killed, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, murdered, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers