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"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
"Let's be frank, Artie. I could have you shot. You could have me shot."
"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, firing squad, death, die, dying, dead, died, death penalty, sentenced to die, sentenced to death, death sentence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisoner, prisoners, bad idea, bad ideas, danger, dangerous, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, shoot, shooting, law, laws, law and order
Tags:crime, criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, butts, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
"I shot him and I never remarried."
"Never underestimate the middle class."
Tags:middle class, middle-class, cowboy, cow boy, cow-boy, cowboys, cow-boys, cow boys, underestimate, underestimated, underestimates, gunslinger, gunslingers, fastest gun in the west, wild west, wildwest, wild-west, westward, draw, drawing, quick hand, class, classes, shoot, shooting, duel, dueling, shot, shots, pistol, pistols
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicide, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
Tags:william, tell, archer, archers, archery, cannon, cannons, shoot, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, apple, apples, swiss, switzerland, folklore, challenge, challenges, crossbow, crossbows, aim, aims, ambition, ambitious, historian, historians, bolt, bolts, cannonball, cannonballs, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"...and you!? Did you like yours?"
Tags:dining, dinner, lunch, chef, waiter, waitress, server, servers, customer service, restaurant, dinner date, gun, guns, gun control, gun safety, gun laws, murder, murderer, death, dying, dead, kill, killing, killer, unstable, angry, mean, bad meal, bad server, bad chef, shooting, shot, shoot, threat, threatening, restaurant review, restaurant reviewer
Bird's throw flower pot on top of hunting dog
Tags:flower pot, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, flowerpot, flowerpots, flower-pot, flower-pots, flower pots, dog, dogs, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, blood sport, blood sports, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bird, birds, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, balls, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
Tags:think, thinks, thinking, thinker, thinkers, too much time, basketball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, angle, angles, math, maths, mathematics, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculated, calculation, calculations, over think, over thinks, over thinking, over thought, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfers, golfer, playing golf, caddy, golf caddy, golf caddies, caddies, golf buggy, golf buggies, foursome, playing too slow, warning shot, warning shots, fire, fires, firing, machine gun, gun, guns, machine guns, shot, shots, shoot, shooting, hurry up, speed up, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
Tags:decoy, decoys, duck, ducks, duck decoy, duck decoys, hunter, hunters, hunting, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, shoot, shoots, duck season, wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, duck pond, duck ponds, wild bird, wild birds, listener, listeners, listening skill, listening skills, good listener, good listeners, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, true love, true loves, companionship, companionships
"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."
Tags:unfaithful, cheater, cheaters, revenge, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, shoot, shooting, shot, last words, death, die, died, dying, dead, killed, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, murdered, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"I tell you there isn't going to be any insurrection."
Tags:insurrection, insurrections, uprising, uprisings, rebellion, rebellions, powers that be, argument, arguments, fight, fights, gun, guns, gun owner, gun owners, paranoid, paranoia, second amendment, second amendment right, second amendment rights, fight back, fighting back, stockpile, stockpiles, stockpiling, prepared, ready, readiness, preparedness, shoot, shooting, shootings, gun nut, gun nuts
"How much ground do you want to stand?"
Tags:gun, guns, gun law, shoot, shooting, rifle, rifles, automatic, automatic rifles, semi-automatic, stand your ground, state, stand your ground state, aggressive, defense, defence, stand your ground law, stand-your-ground, law, laws, travyon martin, george zimmerman, offense, attack, attacking, overkill, over the top, ott, sarcasm, regulation, regulations, gun regulations
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing
Tags:archer, archers, archery, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, practice, practising, practise, practicing, shoot, shooting, medieval, medieval times, robin hood, robin of locksley, robin of sherwood, men in tights, apple, apples, apple shooter, apple shooters, shooting apples off heads, archery bow, archery bows, target practice, target practise, dangerous, stupid, stupidity, reckless, recklessness, arcus, historic weapon, historic weapons, folklore, english folklore, sherwood forest