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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"Hank, when you're finished firing this gentleman I have some rather unfortunate news for you as well."
"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"
'We want you to stop reporting on a need-to-know basis, Childers, and start reporting on a want-to-hear basis.'
"Hold everything! The P.R. department just sent over this chart."
'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'
"I guess you're the messenger..."
"Oh, we never shoot the messenger. But we'd take away his access codes."
'Before I continue, you're not one of those guys who blames the messenger for bad news, are you?'
'Before you go any further, let me reiterate that I, for one, see nothing wrong with killing the messenger.'
'His majesty hates bad news.'
"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
Gun factory shooting the DHL messenger
'A Telegram, M'Lord.'
"You said you didn't wanna see anymore bad report cards."
'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'
'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'
'Sure. Blame the messenger.'
"I only kill the messenger if PowerPoint is involved."