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"Of course, I expect a ten-per-cent finder's fee."
Tags:finders fee, finders fees, finders' fee, finders' fees, finder's fee, finder's fees, hunting dog, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dogs, dog, dogs, hunter, hunters, shoot, shoots, shooting, retriever, retrievers, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, pay, pay dispute, pay disputes, salary dispute, salary disputes, pay negotiation, pay negotiations
Tags:criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
"Flûte! Encore raté!"
Tags:cupid, baby cupid, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, miss, missed, flute, flutes, shoot, shoots, shooting, love, lovers, cleaning lady, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning ladies, businessman, businessmen, phone, phones, on the phone, call, calls, wet floor, still missed, french, french cartoon, french cartoons
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Police shooting at Trump reelection banner
Tags:police, police force, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, bullet, bullets, election, elections, 2020, elect, electing, elects, elected, election campaign, election campaigns, trump, donald trump, president trump, the donald, president donald trump, futile attempt, futile attempts, gun violence
"Bring back a quart of milk."
Tags:wife, wives, husband, husbands, leave, leaves, leaving, robber, robbers, gangster, gangsters, balaclava, balaclavas, gun, guns, shoot, shoots, shooting, mask, masked, quart, quarts, quart of milk, 2 pints, errand, errands, run an errand, running an errand, costume, costumes, unrecognisable, grocery, groceries
'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'
Tags:surgery, knee, knees, knee replacement, knee surgery, operation, operations, jockey, jockeys, rehabilitated, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, remedies, rehabilitation, remedy, surgery, surgical procedure, medical procedure, surgical procedures, medical procedures, capital punishment, death penalty, race horse, race horses, shooting, shoot, shoots, resent, resentment
Bird's throw flower pot on top of hunting dog
Tags:flower pot, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, flowerpot, flowerpots, flower-pot, flower-pots, flower pots, dog, dogs, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, blood sport, blood sports, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bird, birds, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
"Governing is easy, just shoot all the messengers."
'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
Tags:think, thinks, thinking, thinker, thinkers, too much time, basketball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, angle, angles, math, maths, mathematics, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculated, calculation, calculations, over think, over thinks, over thinking, over thought, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
Tags:decoy, decoys, duck, ducks, duck decoy, duck decoys, hunter, hunters, hunting, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, shoot, shoots, duck season, wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, duck pond, duck ponds, wild bird, wild birds, listener, listeners, listening skill, listening skills, good listener, good listeners, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, true love, true loves, companionship, companionships
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing
"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"
"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
Tags:streamline, streamlines, streamlining, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, expertise, expert, experts, management consultant, management consultants, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hits, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, consulting firm, consulting firms, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, outside help, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, brutal, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off
"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."
Tags:kiss of death, kisses of death, driveby, drive-by, shooting, shootings, shoot, shoots, tommy gun, tommy guns, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, warn, warns, warning, warnings, surprise, surprises, surprising, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, organized crime, organised crime, french kiss, french kisses, french kissing, kiss, kissing, make out, makes out, making out
The Smoking Gun
"We want to go someplace were we won't be hunted down and shot like dogs."
Tags:holiday, holidays, destination, destinations, vacation, vacations, travel agency, travel agencies, travel agent, travel agents, hunt, hunts, hunting, shoot, shoots, shot, dog, dogs, absurd, absurdity, safe, safety, location, locations, feel oppression, fleeing oppression, tourist, tourists, gun law, gun laws, corrupt, corruption, corrupt government, corrupt governments, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation
"Howard works from home."
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
A dog holds up some handcuffs during a shootout
Tags:shootout, shootouts, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, gun, guns, shooter, shooters, shooting, shoots, shoots, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, handcuffs, handcuff, lead, leadings, asking for a walk, ask for a walk, walkies, walk time, dog walk, dog walks, dog walking, dog lead, dog leads
"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"