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"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicide, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Bird's throw flower pot on top of hunting dog
Tags:flower pot, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, flowerpot, flowerpots, flower-pot, flower-pots, flower pots, dog, dogs, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, blood sport, blood sports, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bird, birds, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
Tags:think, thinks, thinking, thinker, thinkers, too much time, basketball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, angle, angles, math, maths, mathematics, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculated, calculation, calculations, over think, over thinks, over thinking, over thought, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
Tags:decoy, decoys, duck, ducks, duck decoy, duck decoys, hunter, hunters, hunting, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, shoot, shoots, duck season, wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, duck pond, duck ponds, wild bird, wild birds, listener, listeners, listening skill, listening skills, good listener, good listeners, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, true love, true loves, companionship, companionships
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, balls, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing
"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
Tags:streamline, streamlines, streamlining, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, expertise, expert, experts, management consultant, management consultants, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hits, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, consulting firm, consulting firms, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, outside help, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, brutal, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off
"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."
Tags:kiss of death, kisses of death, driveby, drive-by, shooting, shootings, shoot, shoots, tommy gun, tommy guns, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, warn, warns, warning, warnings, surprise, surprises, surprising, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, organized crime, organised crime, french kiss, french kisses, french kissing, kiss, kisses, kissing, make out, makes out, making out
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
"Ever since the sniper I change barstools every few beers."
Tags:barstool, barstools, bar stool, bar stools, bar-stool, bar-stools, sniper, snipers, sniping, sniper rifle, sniper rifles, shooting, shootings, shoot, shoots, gun crime, gun crimes, barmen, drinker, drinkers, pub, pubs, beer, beers, target, targets, pint, pints, victim, victims, easy target, easy targets, paranoid, paranoia, paranoias, novel, novels, book, books, liam o'flaherty
"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
'...You say you hunt for food and not for sport? What a coincidence! So do we!'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, hunted, deer, coincidence, coincidences, coincidental, revenge, vengeance, pay back, payback, paybacks, role reversal, role reversals, reversed roles, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, prey, prey, target, targets, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The exciting new game of skeet golf.
'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'
Tags:deer, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxed, punch, punches, punching, punched, puncher, punchers, rifle, rifles, gun, guns, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, shot, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, tee, tees, teeing, tee off, tees off, teeing off, shot, shots, shoot, shoots, shooting, pace, paces, pacing, pacer, pacers, paced, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, dispute, disputes, disputed, disputing, argue, argues, arguing, argued, solution, solve, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Don't even think about it, buster!"
Tags:cupid's arrow, cupid, valentine, valentines, cupids arrow, valentine's day, valentines day, married couple, married couples, turn in, turns in, turning in, turn in early, turning in early, resistant, resistance, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, sexless marriage, sexless marriages, married life, married lives, old married couple, old married couples, low sex drive, low sex drives
Tags:western, westerns, western film, western films, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighter, gunfighters, gunfighting, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shootout, shootouts, shoot-out, shoot-outs, gun-free, gun-free zone, gun-free zones, classic, classics, film, films, movie, movies, politically correct, political correctness
Moose with Hunter Trophies.
Deer bursts out of cake at hunting party.
Tags:skeet, skeet fishing, skeet shooting, clay, clay targets, clay shooting, shooting, clay pigeon shooting, sport, sports, shotgun, gun, shotguns, guns, fishing, fish, outdoor sports, fly fishing, practice, impossible, shoots, shot, shots, fished, clay fish, cast, casting, casts, combine, combining
Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.
Tags:fight back, fights back, fighting back, fight, fights, fair fight, fair fights, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighter, gunfighters, gunfighting, pistol, pistols, rifle, rifles, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, war, wars, war zone, war zones, warring, enemy, enemies, mortal enemy, mortal enemies, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, bear, bears, predator, predators, prey, match, matches, even match, evenly matched