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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'
Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.
Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,
Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.
'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
'My A/C is broken.'
"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
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Great Books: 5:00-6:00
"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
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"Stop 'Madaming' me!"
Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
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"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.
"I'd like something nice for my boy at Fort Dix."
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"Oh, and would you mind grabbing some eggs?"
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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, roo, roos, australia, australian, plastic, plastics, bag, bags, ignorant, ignorance, waste, wastes, wasteful, marsupial, marsupials, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, supermarket, supermarkets, irresponsible, irresponsibility, wallaby, wallabys, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
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"I'll take it."
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, bird, birds, falcon, falcons, antique, antiques, antique hunting, antique hunter, antique hunters, treasure, treasures, detective, detectives, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, shopping, shop, shops, store, stores, discovery, discoveries, discover, gumshoe, gumshoes, sleuth, sleuths, investigator, investigators, film, films, book, books, film-noir, film noir, classic film, classic films
December 26th . . . The Returns
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"I'll take one in every color."
Tags:celebrity culture, culture clash, orphan, orphans, orphanage, kid, kids, adopt, adopting, adoption, america, modern life, modern world, consumerism, consumerist, alienation, alienated, modern dystopia, dystopia, social issues, unethical, dark tourism, immoral, color, colour, fashions, fashionable, fashion, clothes, shopping, shop, retail, shopper, shopaholic, upper class, class divide, fame, wealth, vice
"Where might we find your tiger balm."
'New! A bonus island of flavor!'