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"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
Tags:shopper, shoppers, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, people counter, people counters, people counting, people-counter, people-counters, people-counting, shop clerk, shop clerks, shop assistant, shop assistants, browser, browsers, window shopping, window shopper, window shoppers, museum guard, museum guards, philistine, philistines, pretension, pretentious, museum, museums, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions
'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'
Tags:queen, queens, royal, royalty, royalties, id, identity, identities, check, checks, checking, checked, money, moneys, pound note, pound notes, shop assistant, shop assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, shop keeper, shop keepers, assistant, assistants, identification, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"
'Do you have this in sheep?'
'Here's what you asked for... 'shoes made in the U.S by adult U.S citizens'... that's going to be $1,795.'
8 items or fewer.
'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'
'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'
'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'
No - I do not have a loyalty card.
'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'
'How about these overalls?'
All Major Cash Honored.
'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'
'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'
"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, super market, super markets, loyalty card, loyalty cards, loyalty scheme, loyalty scheme, membership card, membership cards, loyalty schemes, memberships, membership, sales tactics, sales tactic, pester, pestering, annoy, annoying, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, commercialism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, shop assistant, shop assistants, pestered, badger, badgering, badgered, annoy, annoying, annoyed, irritate, irritating, irritated, pressure, pressurising, pressurizing, pressurise, pressurize
Flat pack sales assistant
Take me to your loss leader.
'And the attached headlights are sure to grab any buck's attention.'
'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -
"Ask me about mazes."
Tags:maze, mazes, shop assistant, shop assistants, salesman, slaesmen, salesperson, salespeople, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, minotaur, monitaurs, the minotaur, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, retail assistant, retail assistants, bull, bulls, labyrinth, labyrinths, minotaur maze, minotaur mazes
"It's not just one incident - several of our customers have expressed their concern about your negative vibes."
Tags:workplace, negativity, negative, positivity, positive attitude, positive attitudes, negative attitude, negative attitudes, working environment, working environments, customer, customers, customer service, shop clerk, shop clerks, shop assistant, shop assistants, work environment, work environments, negative vibe, negative vibes, vibe, vibes
'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'
'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."