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"Stop 'Madaming' me!"
"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
Tags:shopper, shoppers, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, people counter, people counters, people counting, people-counter, people-counters, people-counting, shop clerk, shop clerks, shop assistant, shop assistants, browser, browsers, window shopping, window shopper, window shoppers, museum guard, museum guards, philistine, philistines, pretension, pretentious, museum, museums, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions
"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, store, stores, hosiery, hosiery store, sales assistant, shop assistant, retail assistant, shop keeper, store keeper, sales assistants, shop assistants, retail assistants, shop keepers, store keepers, retail, vintage hosiery store, bargain, hunting for a bargain, looking for a bargain, bargain hunter, thrifty, 1940s high society, 1940s, vintage, vintage cartoon, imperfect, money off, cheap, cheaper
'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'
Tags:queen, queens, royal, royalty, royalties, id, identity, identities, check, checks, checking, checked, money, moneys, pound note, pound notes, shop assistant, shop assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, shop keeper, shop keepers, assistant, assistants, identification, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The base is lava, from a volcano."
Tags:cosmetic store, cosmetic stores, cosmetics, 1940s cosmetics, snake oil, salesperson, saleswoman, sales man, shop assistant, shop assistants, sales, sales technique, sales techniques, hard sell, beauty products, pointless beauty products, overselling, oversell, beauty, makeup, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, lava, volcano, waste, wasteful
"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."
Tags:maxed out, max out, store card, store cards, credit card, credit cards, credit, customer, customers, shop, shops, store, shores, retail worker, retail workers, hop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, consumer, consumers, consumer confidence, economy, economies, economic decline, credit crunch, bad economy, recession, recessions
"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"
Hanson's Tooth Picks
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops.shop, shops, store, stores, shop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, free sample, free samples, taster, tasters, free taster, free taster, toothpick, toothpicks, shopping, shopper, shoppers
"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"
Tags:fans, fan, fan shop, fan store, shop, shopping, shop assistant, shop assistants, weird requests, impossible requests, off to war, leaving for war, world war two, world war ii, ww2, wwii, worried mother, worried mothers, worried wife, worried wives, worried girlfriend, worried girlfriends, overprotective mother, overprotective mothers, overprotective mom, overprotective moms, overprotective mum, overprotective mums, ww2 soldier, wwii soldier, ww2 soliders, wwii soliders, vintage, 1940s
'Do you have this in sheep?'
Beads 'n' more
'Here's what you asked for... 'shoes made in the U.S by adult U.S citizens'... that's going to be $1,795.'
Seven deadly sins store
8 items or fewer.
'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'
'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'
Do you have something that doesn't scream 'tie'?"
'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'
No - I do not have a loyalty card.
'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'
'How about these overalls?'
All Major Cash Honored.
'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'
'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'
"You should be thankful that I didn't ask for a plastic bag."
Tags:cornucopia, cornucopias, plastic bag, plastic bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, global warming, climate change, single-use plastic, single-use plastics, single use plastic, single use plastics, horn of plenty, shop assistant, shop assistants, shop clerk, shop clerks