Shop Worker Cartoons and Comics

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

Vacuum cleaner salesman's job really sucks!

We just work here, & don't pass hidden costs onto anybody!'

Window Dressing.

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'If you get rid of me who will fill my vacancy?' 'Believe me, you won't be leaving a vacancy.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'Nasty cold-take a couple of get-well cards and the rest of the week off.'

Shop worker thinks lady asks him if he has hemorrhoids when she asks for Altoids (mints).

'It all started off trying to save time,now its just to anoy everyone'