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Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books
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'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'
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Employees must wash hands.
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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.
"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "
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'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'
A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
'Everybody needs candy. Everybody needs stationery. Everybody needs microcomputers.'
"No, thanks. I'm just looting."
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Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
'Economy size?' 'No, I'll take the small expensive size I can afford!'
'Do you want your change?'
'I told you punks last week to beat it!'
'Monged too much this week?'
Angry customer and lazy shopkeeper
'Look what the government's doing for the small shop keeper...giving them lower counters.'
The shopkeeper hadn't met them before, but they seemed like pretty cool customers.
'Selling only arms betrays a shopkeeper's mentality, gentlemen. From now on we are going to concentrate on exporting turnkey ready local conflicts.'
Elephant in the Procelain Store.