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"As you can see, I'm still in my second trimester of shoplifting."
E-commerce for shoplifters.
'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'
Christmas shoplifting seems to start earlier every year.
"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"
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'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'
"Funny how your alcohol induced psychosis only kicks in when I need a hand with the shoplifting."
'Watch out for that one. He has sticky paws.'
"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."
'My client did shoplift, Your Honor, but I'd like to point out that an 'Everything Must Go' sign was prominently displayed!'
"I've reduced theft by 55%!"
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'Of course my suits are off-the-rack. They're stolen.'
'There's a gang going through town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. I think they're still at 'large'!'
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You wouldn't believe the price of fruit at the grocery store! The melon section has a security guard!
"They've been having a lot of trouble recently with shoplifting."
"I told you not to cheat the supermarket."
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Man blames missing building on shoplifters.
Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.
Talking Books: "Stop thief...!"
'Don't bother with the box - I'll be running out the shop without paying.'
'I try to shoplift locally.'
'Lose some weight and they'll stop hassling you for shoplifting volleyballs.'
'They have been having a lot of trouble recently with shoplifting.'