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Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, salon, salons, barber, barbershop, barbershops, barbers, express, line, lines, queue, queues, express queue, express queues, chair, chairs, old man, hair loss, losing hair, shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The grand opening of an unconvincing shop.
'Finally a mega-store with an honest name.'
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"Thank YOU Amazon!"
Tags:shipping, shipped, fast shipping, delivery service, delivery services, online shopping, online shops, online shopper, online shoppers, quick service, doorstep delivery, doorstep deliveries, racism, racism, forest, forests, people, decapitation, decapitated, decapitate, capitalist, capitalism, consumerism, consumer society, consumers, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, shopper, shoppers
'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'
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"The shoes also have an app that connects to your phone, watch and computer to keep track of all your superfluous purchases."
Tags:shoes, shoe, app, apps, application, applications, software engineer, software engineers, retail, retail store, retail stores, shopping, shops, shopped, shop, technology, technologies, mobile, mobile devices, track, tracks, tracked, tracking, spend, spending, spent, money, superfluous spending, accountant, accountants, accounting, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, superfluous, frivolous, extra
New Jersey's Miracle Mile.
Tags:new jersey, new-jersey, jersey, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, miracle, miracles, sarcasm, sarcastic, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, real estate, real-estate, highway, highways, road, roads, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, shopped, modern life, modern-life, leisure
'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'
"Which phone will make me look the busiest when eating alone at a restaurant?"
Tags:phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphones, smartphone, technology, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, retail, shop, shopping, shopped, shops, busy, scared to be alone, scares, social construct, social constructs, eating alone, eat alone, ate alone, eats alone, restaurant, restaurants, dine out, dine alone, purpose, look busy, looking busy, looks busy, looked busy
In the 'Waaaay Too Many Choices Mart' parking lot: 'I'll get the loose carts. You round up the fetals.'
'I either need more money or more coupons.'
Tags:us, us politics, school, schools, schooling, back to school, back to schools, back to school season, back to school seasons, back to school shopping, back, home school, home schools, homeschooled, homeschooling, homeschool, homeschools, liquor, liquors, liquor aisle, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, children, child, kid, kids, coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, pandemic, pandemics, virus, viruses, corona, parent, parents, parenting, checklist, checklists
Tags:iceburg, iceberg, ice, under the water, more to it, tip of the iceberg, ore than meets the eye, pun, puns, punny, word play, word-play, play on words, food, fooie, food blogger, shopping, shops, store, groceries, grocery, grocery store, food store, food shop, supermarket, supermarkets, market, markets, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, tip, tips, enormous, huge, large, big
'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'
'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'
Back to Zoom Savings
Tags:back to school, back to school shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopping, poster, posters, list, lists, social media, online school, online schools, fashion, clothes, clothing, clothings, pandemic, pandmeics, glove, gloves, toilet paper, tp, mask, masks, online, new normal, back to school season, quarantine, quarantines, quarantining, quarantined, social distance, social distancing, social isolation, social isolations
Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop
'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'
'It seats two comfortably.'
Under new management. But still no bananas.
Automatic check out
'Did you remember the kola nuts. Lenny?'
'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'