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Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
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Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
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The grand opening of an unconvincing shop.
'Finally a mega-store with an honest name.'
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'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'
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New Jersey's Miracle Mile.
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'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'
In the 'Waaaay Too Many Choices Mart' parking lot: 'I'll get the loose carts. You round up the fetals.'
'I either need more money or more coupons.'
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'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'
'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'
Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop
'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'
'It seats two comfortably.'
Under new management. But still no bananas.
Automatic check out
'Did you remember the kola nuts. Lenny?'
'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'
'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'
How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.
'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'
"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
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