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Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
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The Shop-at-Home Channel's Lowest-rated Show:The Insurance Hour.
"Order now, and get the gold AND the frankincense! Now how much would you pay!?! But WAIT..."
"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."
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'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
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'...possible drug side effects include 'rapid death syndrome', but that's rare.'
Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.
"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."
"And here's our best telemarketer. She called a shopping network and sold THEM a zircon!"
"Yes, I know it's a nice necklace. But, I can't make a phone bid for you, This is a repeat!"
'We've gone way over our credit limit...I want a v-chip to block the home shopping channel!'
'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'
'And that's not all! You also get this attachment that lets you burn images of religious icons onto your grilled cheese sandwiches!'
'You have the honor of being the first person to go bankrupt from buying too many of those $19.95 offers on TV.'
I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.
'You'll be happy to know I'm make my last TV shopping purchase. I'm buying a computer so I can log onto ebay.'
'You need to take more exercise, so I'm taking you off all the home shopping channels.'
"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"
...And if you buy this piece of crap in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in these other random, unrelated pieces of crap...
'We interrupt this amazing offer to bring you an even MORE amazing offer....'
Shopping Channel In Desert
Soul Shopping Channel.
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