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'Need a reliable way of trying things together? Try super straps for only $19.95.'
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The Shop-at-Home Channel's Lowest-rated Show:The Insurance Hour.
"Order now, and get the gold AND the frankincense! Now how much would you pay!?! But WAIT..."
"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."
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'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
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"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."
Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.
"And here's our best telemarketer. She called a shopping network and sold THEM a zircon!"
"Yes, I know it's a nice necklace. But, I can't make a phone bid for you, This is a repeat!"
'We've gone way over our credit limit...I want a v-chip to block the home shopping channel!'
'And that's not all! You also get this attachment that lets you burn images of religious icons onto your grilled cheese sandwiches!'
'You have the honor of being the first person to go bankrupt from buying too many of those $19.95 offers on TV.'
I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.
'You'll be happy to know I'm make my last TV shopping purchase. I'm buying a computer so I can log onto ebay.'
'You need to take more exercise, so I'm taking you off all the home shopping channels.'
"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"
...And if you buy this piece of crap in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in these other random, unrelated pieces of crap...
'We interrupt this amazing offer to bring you an even MORE amazing offer....'
"You'll have to watch the Super Bowl another night. I've got shopping channel fever."
Soul Shopping Channel.
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"Hello - is that the Shopping Channel?...I'm just browsing..."
"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"
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