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Short Term Memory Clinic - 'Shoot, what did I come in here for?'
"Hmmm....hand on, I get the feeling...I should be very careful....um....can't remember..."
News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.
Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'
"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."
Calvin didn't realise that in just 3 seconds he'd have a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression...
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"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."
Tags:memory, memories, memory problem, memory problems, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, library, libraries, library book, library books, overdue book, overdue books, library fine, library fines, self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, short-term memory, short term memory, long term memory, long-term memory
'My long-term is fine. It's my short-term memory that worries me.'
"She's got a wonderful place in Vermont and a great little short-term memory."
Tags:short-term memory, short-term memories, short term memory, short term memories, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, love-life, memory problem, memory problems, bimbo, bimbos, golddigger, golddiggers, gold digger, gold diggers, gold-digger, gold-diggers, shallow, shallowness, mistresses
"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."
"You don't need to register, sir - you were here yesterday."
Elephant: Never forgets. Dog: sometimes forgets. Man: Always forgets.
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, man, men, human, humans, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, canine, canines, memory, memories, forgotten, forgetting, forget, forgets, elephant, elephants, dog, dogs, man's best friend, mans best friend, long-term memory, long-term memories, short-term memory, short-term memories, add, adhd
"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."
'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'
"I'm going to the bedroom to get my glasses."
Tags:memory, memory loss, short term memory, short-term memory, short-term memories, memory losses, alzheimer's, alzheimers, alzheimers disease, alzheimer's disease, dementia, old age, ageing, aging, senior citizen, senior citizens, old people, elder, elders, elderly, remember, remembers, remembering
"I could swear I had something to say."
Tags:amnesia, short term memory, short-term memory, loss, loss, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory loss, memory-loss, memory problem, memory problems, amnesiac, amnesiacs, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, public speaking, public speaker, public speakers, performance anxiety
"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."
Tags:chemistry, chemist, chemists, chemical, chemicals, research, researcher, researchers, lab assistant, lab assistants, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, scientist, scientist, memory loss, memory losses, short term memory, short term memories, short-term memory, short-term memories, cognition, cognitive study, cognitive studies, brain function, brain functions, inhibitor, inhibitors, inhibit, inhibits
Short-term memory nostalgia.
"I lost a lot investing in marijuana. I bought low but forgot to sell high."
Tags:marijuana, medical marijuana, weed, drug, short-term memory, short-term memory loss, memory loss, memory losses, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgetful, invest, invests, investing, investment, buy low, sell high, stocks, memory, memories, forgetting, trading, stock market, markets, trade, trades, trading
'He's getting old.'
'I have no problems with that old black magic. It's my short-term memory that's giving me trouble.'
"Yes, my memory is bad too: That's why I keep a journal..."
Tags:memory, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, memory loss, short term memory, long term memory, short-term memory, long-term memory, memory problem, memory problems, memories, journal, journals, five seconds, 5 seconds, 5 second, five second, diary, diaries, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bow, fish bowls, aquarium, aquariums
Studies reveal that at the first hint of OSH paperwork, 82/3% of scientists are able to voluntarily jettison their short-term memories.
'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'
"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"