Short Man Cartoons and Comics

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

Handyman books.

'Ms Garms, is my desk getting bigger or am I getting shrimpier?'

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

Suggestion Box: 'Hang it lower!'

Box reads - Grow an extra foot in a week! (man has foot coming out of his head).

"Are we enjoying ourselves up there?"

'My fuse about my height is about as short as I am.'

'He doesn't believe him when I say that size doesn't matter.'

"The prisoner is a jockey by profession, I understand?"

'It's all over, Blakely. I've grown, and you haven't.'

'Hat'

'If you want to avoid confrontation try removing the microchip from your shoulder.'

Small prisoner stands under sign designating size for people to enter prisons.

Son measuring father.

'Fred insists that he is not fat, just too short for his weight.'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

We never did see eye to eye on anything...

'Sorry, we're looking for a short order cook.'

'Nothing to be concerned about, Mr. Fenwick, we do tend to shrink a bit as we get older!'

Joe was only tiny... but he was determined.