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"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."
'Ms Garms, is my desk getting bigger or am I getting shrimpier?'
Box reads - Grow an extra foot in a week! (man has foot coming out of his head).
Suggestion Box: 'Hang it lower!'
"Nobody likes a homunculus with a microchip on his shoulder."
"Are we enjoying ourselves up there?"
'My fuse about my height is about as short as I am.'
'He doesn't believe him when I say that size doesn't matter.'
"The prisoner is a jockey by profession, I understand?"
'Worst case of short man syndrome I've ever seen.'
'It's all over, Blakely. I've grown, and you haven't.'
'If you want to avoid confrontation try removing the microchip from your shoulder.'
'Can I help you?' - 'I'm looking for a pair of trousers.' - 'What's your leg length?' - '27 inches.' - 'I'm afraid we only stock mens' sizes.' - 'Ouch.'
'Table for one and a half.'
Son measuring father.
'Sorry, we're looking for a short order cook.'
'Fred insists that he is not fat, just too short for his weight.'
We never did see eye to eye on anything...
'Nothing to be concerned about, Mr. Fenwick, we do tend to shrink a bit as we get older!'
Giraffe & Hobbit.
'I HATE saying goodnight to tall birds!'
'I bought him a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas. Don't they make him look inches taller?'
Blind man at urinal.