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"Anything new on that meteor?"
Tags:news, the news, oblivious, obviousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ignorant, ignorance, meteor, meteors, newspaper, newspapers, news stand, news stands, newsagent, newsagents, end of the world, end of the earth, the apocalypse, apocalypse, blindness, short sighted, short-sighted, short sightedness, short-sightedness
Superhero in need of an eye test.
Tags:eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes
Tags:desert, deserts, lost in the desert, cactus, cacti, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, disappointment, disappointments, abandoned, dehydration, alone, calling for help, friends, greeting, greetings, going mad, isolated, isolated, cliche, cliches, hopeless, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight
'Good news. It's not pink eye or a pig sty...just mud in your eye.'
Pirate's Eye Chart.
'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'
',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'
'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'
'And now if you could close the other 650 eyes and read the bottom line...'
'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'
'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'
'Most of it is fuzzy but I'm 20/20 in hindsight.'
You selected one hell of a focus group!
What makes you think I need my eyesight tested?
'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'
'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'
'Wow! He must really work out!'
'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'
The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
Optometrist meeting agenda gets smaller on each line.
'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'
'You really do need new glasses!'