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Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'
'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'
'Remind me, again, what we're doing here?'
All dressed up without the slightest idea why.
'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I man until we retire.'
'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'
"I'm in this for the momentary haul."
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"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"
'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'
'My long-term is fine. It's my short-term memory that worries me.'
'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'
'Uh, Hon, you just gave me this book for Christmas,'
"We need an end to short-termism, at least until next week"
"It's a long term goal."
'Mike is still whakin' on it...Accordin' to his flow-thru hull theory, drillin' more holes will bring it back up.'
'Does anyone see a reason why this new market strategy shouldn't move forward?...It's more an illegal scheme than a strategy, not to mention awfully immoral...in other words, blah blah blah windfall profits blah...'
"Have you considered short-term treasurys?"
'I couldn't remember if you liked vanilla or chocolate ice cream, so I just got vanilla, Ma.'
"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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"We need to develop a long term strategy to achieve consistent quick fixes."
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"I make all my own investment decisions. I have a portfolio of long term investments. Unfortunately, they all started out as failed short term investments."
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'We need to decide where to put what's left of your money. I suggest something short-term - like your memory.'
'Did you want the short term investment chart or the long term chart?'
Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.
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'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'