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'Sure, we called for a second opinion. That was six months ago.'
'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'
"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."
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Tags:toilet paper, toilet papers, tissue, tissue rolls, tissues, tp, tps, economy, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, salesmanship, salesman, sales person, different uses, multi use, multi uses, economics, corona, covid-19, covid 19, covid, virus, coronavirus, viruses, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, shortage, shortages
'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'
Tags:oil, oils, petrol, petrols, door, doors, entrance, entrances, irony, ironic, odd, oddity, oddities, technician, technicians, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, shortage, shortages, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm not a visitor - just next in line for that bed when you've done with it.'
"Let me assure you. California has plenty of water, albeit offshore."
Mountains of Toilet Paper.
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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"
"If there was only somebody we could consult!"
"Give me all your hand sanitizers!"
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Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'
'Take one of these three times a day and come back in 43 years!'
"Apparently we're to use our fictitious budget to employ some non-existent social workers to reach our imaginary safe staffing levels."
Tags:staff, staff shortage, staff shortages, shortage, shortages, budget, budgets, work budget, work budgets, budgeting, budget problem, budget problems, fictitious, imaginary, imagination, imaginations, social worker, social workers, underfunded, underfund, underfunds, under fund, under funds, staffing level, staffing levels
"We're first time buyers but my dad has agreed to help us out!"
Tags:first time buyer, first-time buyer, first-time buyers, first time buyers, housing ladder, housing ladders, property ladder, property ladders, property market, housing market, house deposit, house deposits, housing crisis, property crisis, housing, property, shortage, shortages, affordable housing
"Wot, no economy?"
Outpatient recovery lot.
'We're experiencing a temporary fire outage. Is there an arsonist in the house?'
Summer 1943: The Great Ice Cream Shortage
Tags:black market, black markets, back alley, back alleys, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, shortage, shortages, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, illicit, food shortage, food shortages, summertime, summer time, summer-time, rationing, ration, rations, second world war, world war ii
"In the current donor crisis. We've had to be somewhat resourceful..."
'What do you mean a croissant shortage? Just invade France again'
'I must warn you, Mr. Smith, you'll have to do all your investing on the internet. There's a big shortage of financial advisors up here.'
Jesus performs the miracle of turning water turned into toilet paper.
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"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."
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"We're discharging you this Thursday. Hopefully, we'll find what's wrong with you before then."