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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
"This way we avoid the turnpike."
Tags:taxi, taxis yellow cab, yellow cabs, cab, cabs, turnpike, turnpikes, shortcut, shortcuts, longcut, long cuts, long way round, long way around, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space, space travel, avoid traffic, avoiding traffic, wrong way, wrong direction, wrong directions
"I make big batches and freeze it."
'Risky, but I like it!'
'I hate when they do this.'
'We had to cut corners!'
"What? You said you wanted me to get the stain out of Dad's shirt...it's out, isn't it?"
Tags:stain, stains, get the stain out, getting the stain out, laundry, stain remover, stain removers, stain fighter, stain fighters, shirt, shirts, washing, laundry day, teen, teens, teenager, chore, chores, responsibility, responsibilities, shortcut, shortcuts, cut out, cuts out, cut a hole, cuts a hole, cutting a hole
"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"
Tags:recite, recites, recitation, recitations, recite the alphabet, recites the alphabet, reciting the alphabet, learn, learns, learning, alphabet, shortcut, shortcuts, look for a shortcut, looks for a shortcut, looking for a shortcut, lazy student, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten teacher, kindergarten teachers, letter, letters, lazy students
'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
'Don't worry... I know a shortcut.'
"I'm afraid that eating 12 varieties of pizza doesn't constitute a 'varied' diet."
"I must not be lazy".
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, repetitive, repeating, writing lines, detention, detentions, punishments, lazy, shortcut, shortcuts, clever, intelligent
A man irons one of his pant legs.
Tags:pants, trousers, iron, irons, ironing, wrinkle, wrinkles, wrinkled, trousers, ironing board, ironing boards, household duty, household duties, chore, chores, household, bachelor, bachelors, shortcut, shortcuts, shortcutting, leg, legs, pantleg, pantlegs, pant leg, pant legs, tired, exhausted, unmarried, single life
'You and your shortcuts.'
"I want to force some bulbs."
"It's more efficient than hurling the things."
Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.
"Don't worry" he says "I know a shortcut that will get us there with plenty of time"
'To get back down to the main level you have to take the elevator - which is right up those stairs.'
The True Achievers.
Tags:performance-enhancing drugs, performance enhancing drugs, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, drug, drug addiction, cheats, sport cheats, steroids, growth hormone, stimulants, steroid, achievement, achievements, sports, cheater, cheaters, shortcut, shortcuts, short cut, short cuts, dishonest, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pill, pills, injection, injections, inject, injects, injecting, human growth hormone, hgh
"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"
"I just walked a mile in your shoes. I hacked your activity trackers."
Tags:activity tracker, activity trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, monitor, monitors, monitoring, modern life, modern times, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, suspend, suspends, suspending, cliche, cliches, hack, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, millennial, millennials, shortcut, shortcuts, short cut, short cuts
"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"
"Look buddy, just what is our problem? You're acting like you've never seen a goose flying South for the winter before."
Tags:flight, flights, flying, aircraft, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, winter, season, seasons, goose, geese, bird, birds, flying south, flying south for the winter, migrate, migrates, migration, seasonal migration, seasonal migrations, leisure, shortcut, shortcuts, avoiding hard work, work avoidance, avoiding work