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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
Long and Short Term Investments.
'Hey, who are you calling a Goddam fairy?.. I'm an elf!'
'Well, to be honest, I am a little surprised. You look so much taller on TV.'
Tall Tales and Short Stories.
"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"
'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'
'He can't dribble or shoot, but he's got a good head for the game.'
'Don't worry. We'll make up for it in quickness and hustle.'
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'I'm giving you a raise to five feet the inches.'
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Dept. of Selling Short.
'Are you smiling?'
'We've got to do something about our low overhead.'
Long and Short term investments.
99 Dalmations - Edited for television.
Ups and downs in a relationship.
'Short front and sides, please.'
The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.
A short person jumping on a tall person's head in an attempt to make him smaller