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'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'
'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'
'My lawyer will read the fine print.'
National scapegoat committee: 'So that's agreed - once again we blame shortsighted, lefthanded redheads.'
Large Print Section of the Library.
"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, opthalmologists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eyesight, glasses, denial, in denial, legally blind, male pride, poor eyesight, spectacles, eye test, blind, sight, vision, shortsighted, nearsighted, doctor, doctors, corrective lenses, eye, vision
"If he's a man of great vision, why the spectacles?"
Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...
"Lucky guy... You can't get fired!"
Tags:unemployment, donate, donates, donation, donations, help, please help, sign, signs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, beggar, beggars, begging, employers, employer, employees, poverty, job safety, paranoia, shortsighted, shortsightedness, unaware, social awareness, job, jobs
"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"
"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"
Tags:shortsighted, myopia, mypopic, nearsighted, near-sighted, nearsightedness, vicar, priest, church service, wedding, funeral, mourners, congregation, spectacles, glasses, faux pas, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, weddings, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, embarrassing mistake, embarrassing mistakes
People had tried to tell Delbert that flying may not be for him.
'I think I'm short sighted, I can't see my feet!'
'It's the very devil, being shortsighted - I thought it was someone I knew!'
Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"
'Myopia in Ethiopia.'
'I hope you both have many happy years together!'
The importance of having your Is tested.
'That's my old optometrist.'
"You really need to think about getting glasses."
"I'll meet you at the open space behind the other open space."
Tags:social engineering, pc, politically correct, political incorrect, political incorrectness, advocacy, extremism, extermist, history, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, activist, activism, genocide, consequences, lack of planning, planning, shortsighted, landmark, reference point, rash, rash behavior, destroy, destruction
Got too dumb with my smart card: Please Help!
Tags:smart card, smart cards, smart card, smartcards, smart-card, smart-cards, chip card, chip cards, in-the-red, in the red, red ink, financial debt, financial debs, over budget, money waster, dumb, foolish, foolish spending, shortsighted, overextended, over-extended, debt, government debt, government debts, deficit spending, debit, debit card, debit cards, overspend, overspending, unpaid bills, bailout
"Dang thing must be broken again."