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"I thought we agreed not to fight in front of the children."
'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'
'Fred,you've been hunting a long time, haven't you?'
'The committee is poring over the rules to try and plug the loophole.'
A bird crash.
'Hey, Frank! I just found a pair of binoculars! Frank?'
'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'
Clay pigeon shooting for devils
1999 + 1 = 1900 (Y2K millennium bug)
Spiro & Pusho go hunting.
'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'
'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'
Plane shot down by man on a shooting trip.
'I'm not taking any chances, boss.'
'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'
'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'
'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'
'No, on second thoughts I'll keep this you can have it back at the end of the week.'
'Do you carry this huge gun because you have a very small penis?'
"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"
"Damn you woman! I'm going out to get completely blasted!"
Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks