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'I'm sorry captain, he called shotgun...Got us on a technicality.'
"You're wondering why I've called you here."
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"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
"I call shotgun."
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If Jesus had been armed.
'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'
'Trade you seats?'
Deer Season Open.
"Look, lady, you hired us to exterminate your cockroaches - now stand the hell back and let us exterminate them!"
Tags:exterminator, exterminators, extermination, exterminations, pest, pests, pest control, pest controls, pest controller, pest controllers, unprofessional, inhumane, household pest, household pests, shotgun, shotguns, flamethrower, flamethrowers, flame thrower, flame throwers, flame-thrower, flame-throwers, machine gun, machine guns
'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'
'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
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"I came on this trip to get a break from sitting in a cubicle all day!"
"I thought it might help lure in the big horn sheep."
"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."
'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'
'Kicks a little.'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
Tags:autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, leaf, leaves, leaf pile, leaf piles, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, gardening, impatient, impatience, frustration, frustrations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, last leaf, october, november, chore, chores, front yard, front yards, shoot, shoots, gun culture, gun misuse, shotgun, shotguns, hair trigger, hair triggers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums
'You're trying to make this look like a random shooting, aren't you?'
Duck play a trick on hunter.
Tags:duck, ducks, steal, steals, stealing, revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotguns, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, small game, turn the tables, turns the tables, turning the tables, unsuspecting, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping
"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."
"I'm sorry Mr. Gobble, but I can't sell you a shotgun!"