Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"You're wondering why I've called you here."
Tags:business, office, offices, office life, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, called, hunter, hunters, hunting, shooting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shotgun, shotguns, animal, animals, duck, ducks, duck call, duck calls, word play, wordplay, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
Tags:skeet, skeet fishing, skeet shooting, clay, clay targets, clay shooting, shooting, clay pigeon shooting, sport, sports, shotgun, gun, shotguns, guns, fishing, fish, outdoor sports, fly fishing, practice, impossible, shoots, shot, shots, fished, clay fish, cast, casting, casts, combine, combining
If Jesus had been armed.
'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'
Deer Season Open.
'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'
"Look, lady, you hired us to exterminate your cockroaches - now stand the hell back and let us exterminate them!"
Tags:exterminator, exterminators, extermination, exterminations, pest, pests, pest control, pest controls, pest controller, pest controllers, unprofessional, inhumane, household pest, household pests, shotgun, shotguns, flamethrower, flamethrowers, flame thrower, flame throwers, flame-thrower, flame-throwers, machine gun, machine guns
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
Tags:gun, guns, firearm, firearms, arms, weapon, weapons, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotguns, machine gun, machine guns, automatic weapon, automatic weapons, ak-47, ak-47s, semi-automatic weapon, semi-automatic weapons, automatic, automatics, semi-automatic, semi-automatics, gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, gun dealer, gun dealers, clerk, clerks, salesman, salesmen, gun control, firearms regulation, gun laws, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., modern life, gun rights, right to bear arms, gun violence, gun crime, gun safety, intruder, intruders, robber, robbers, shopping, overkill, selling
'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'
"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."
'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'
'Kicks a little.'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
'You're trying to make this look like a random shooting, aren't you?'
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
Tags:autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, leaf, leaves, leaf pile, leaf piles, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, gardening, impatient, impatience, frustration, frustrations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, last leaf, october, november, chore, chores, front yard, front yards, shoot, shoots, gun culture, gun misuse, shotgun, shotguns, hair trigger, hair triggers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums
Duck play a trick on hunter.
Tags:duck, ducks, steal, steals, stealing, revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotguns, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, small game, turn the tables, turns the tables, turning the tables, unsuspecting, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping
"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."
"I'm sorry Mr. Gobble, but I can't sell you a shotgun!"
"Y'know, I'd say that the Game Warden really isn't your biggest worry anymore."
'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'
'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'
Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.
"Stand back! There he is again!"