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"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
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"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
Tags:murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, gun, guns, shot, shots, bullet, bullets, crimes, criminal, criminals, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, maid, maids, wasted effort, wasted efforts, mariticide, mariticides, married life, marital dispute, marital disputes, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, domestic violence, domestic abuse
"You can put your clothes on now."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, examination, examinations, medical, medical examination, medical examinations, accordion, accordions, musician, musicians, doctors appointment, appointment, appointments, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, shot, shots, accordion player, accordion players, medical malpractice
Shot glasses of the elderly.
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"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."
"You don't need English on every shot."
Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.
'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
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'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfers, golfer, playing golf, caddy, golf caddy, golf caddies, caddies, golf buggy, golf buggies, foursome, playing too slow, warning shot, warning shots, fire, fires, firing, machine gun, gun, guns, machine guns, shot, shots, shoot, shooting, hurry up, speed up, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"This will buy you four months.
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"And one for the old prostate."
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"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."
Tags:cocktail party, capital punishment, execution, death, fitness, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, injection, injections, shot, shots, needle, needles, fear of needles, needle phobia, needle phobias, morality, executions, anti-death penalty, death penalty abolition, abolish, abolishes, abolishing, small talk, mankoff
Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain
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"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."
'Hole in one!!!!'
Quiet for the shot.
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'When he started this shot, that wasn't a sand trap... it was just a divot.'
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
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'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'
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The Fountain of Espresso
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Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
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