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'They've really advanced car software.'
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, poop, poops, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'
'I can't save your husband, but I can save you 20%!'
'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'
'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'
"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"
Tags:mattress, mattresses, mattress salesman, mattress salesmen, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, try, try before you buy, test, tests, testing, mattress test, mattress tests, mattress testing, comfort, comfortable, tryst, trysts, public display, public displays, public display of affection, public displays of affection, pda, pdas, bed, beds, showroom, showrooms, show room, show rooms
"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."
'If this doesn't get them into the showroom, nothing will.' (customers following line of money.)
'It seats two comfortably.'
'I take it you won't be wanting full length mirrors?'
'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'
Some Assembly Required
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobile, car showroom, car showrooms, automobile showroom, automobile showrooms, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, modern life, modern times, offer, offers, showroom, showrooms, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, expensive, pricey, overprice, flatpack, flatpack furniture, overpriced, assembly required, some assembly required
"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."
Tags:cars, car dealership, car dealerships, showrooms, showroom, new models, low gas mileage, hybrids, automobiles, car salesman, car design, transportation, commuting, cart, global warming, emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, barebones design, sub compacts, commuting, carpooling, fossil fuel, oil, gas prices, low budget, entry-level, basic transportation
"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, car dealership, car dealerships, dealership, dealerships, showroom, showrooms, car salesman, car salesmen, salesmen, salesman, eco, eco-friendly, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, green, clean, green energy, clean energy, alternative fuel, alternative fuels, alternative energy, alternative energies, fuel, fuels, hybrid, hybrids, cooking oil, recycled cooking oil, recycled, oil, peanut allergy, peanut allergies, allergy, allergies, buying a car, modern life, transportation
'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'
Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."
"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
Tags:trade deficit, trade deficits, salesman, salesmen, japan, japanese car, japanese cars, showroom, showrooms, show room, show rooms, car buyer, car buyers, car buying, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, sales pitch, sales pitches, spin, spins, spinning, consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, car dealer, car dealers, dealership, dealerships, car dealership, car dealerships, international trade, united states, usa, american
'I'll take it!!! Does it come in mid life crisis red?'
'Allow me to demonstrate our latest feature; keyless entry!'
Sale! Sale! Sale! All beds 40% slashed off.
'This is the most fool-efficient model to date. It gets 100 smiles per gallon.'
52 Card pickup
"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."
Tags:car recall, car recalls, car salesmen, car salesman, car sales, car, cars, product recall, product recalls, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, new car, new cars, dealership, dealerships, showroom, showrooms, sales, special offer, special offers, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction