Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."
Tags:book, books, internet, world wide web, www, read, reads, reading, invented, invent, invents, inventing, chat up, chats up, chatting up, chatted up, invent, invents, invented, inventing, bookworm, bookworms, flirt, flirts, flirted, show-off, shows off, showing off, showed off, lazy, laziness, distract, distracted, distracting, distracts, inventor, inventors, social gathering, social gatherings, distraction, distractions, millennial, millennials
"Listen to this baby purr."
Tags:purr, purrs, purring, car, cars, new car, new cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mice, mouse, cat, cats, horse, horses, engine, engines, gearhead, gearheads, car lover, car lovers, show off, shows off, showing off, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, proud, pride, consumer, consumerism
"I put the MINT in varmint."
Tags:mint, mints, varmint, varmints, snake, snakes, rattlesnake, rattlesnakes, proud, pride, wild animal, wild animals, vermin, vermins, ego, egotistical, gloat, gloats, gloating, gloated, boast, boasted, boasting, boasts, show-off, showing off, shows off, showed off, take credit, takes credit, taking credit, took credit
"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."
Tags:art, artist, artists, painter, painters, art work, art works, art collection, art collections, collect, collector, collectors, connoisseur, connoisseurs, pretentious, faux, full of oneself, full of themselves, pride, proud, obnoxious, showoff, show-off, showoffs, show-off, showing off, shows off, abstract art, abstraction, abstractions, pretend, pretends, not pretend, very good, detestable quality, unbearable personality, the artist persona
Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.
Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances
"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."
Tags:advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, show off, pompous, ostentatious, shows off, showing off, showed off, date, dates, dating, dated, social gathering, social gatherings, impress, impressing, impressed, impressed, try, trying, tries, tried, vaht up, chats up, chatted up, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, flirted, slogan, slogans, marketing tagline, taglines, tagline
"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."
Tags:business, family, babies, hierarchy, bring your family to work, bring your child to work, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newsborns, baby picture, baby pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, show off, shows off, showing off, personal life, personal lives, indifferent, indifference, boss, bosses, mankoff
"We have two offices throughout the world."
Tags:men, man, show-off, shows off, showing off, showed off, proud, pride, dinner party, social gathering, social gatherings, dinner parties, small achievement, small achievements, achieve, achieves, achieved, achieving, global success, global successes, globally successful, international, gloat, gloats, gloating, gloated, boast, boasts, boasting, boasted
"My name is Howard and I can't get enough of standing in front of people and explaining how I'm not addicted to anything."
"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"
Tags:french, french cartoon, french cartoons, history, stone age, stone ages, stones, swiss, swiss knife, swiss knife, modern, modernity, modern era, modern times, modern days, ahead of his time, ahead of one's time, proud, pride, prideful, proud, new technology, new invention, inventions, invention, inventor, inventors, discovery, discoveries, show off, showing off, shows off, showed off
"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."
Tags:alien, aliens, e.t., extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, class, higher class, high class, posh, posh class, show-off, show off, show offs, showing off, showed off, shows off, canis major, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, star, stars, constellation, constellations, galaxy, galaxies, space, outer space, harvard, elite, elite class, top school, top schools, social gathering, jealous, jealousy, annoy, annoyed, annoyance, annoying, annoys
"Like to see what this baby can do when I open 'er up?"
Tags:sedan, sedans, sedan chair, sedan chairs, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, new car, new cars, upper class, upper classes, servant, servants, worker, workers, working, working class, working classes, proletariat, proletarian, proletarians, marxist, marxists, marxism, show off, shows off, showing off, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, ignore, ignores, ignoring, blinders, class division, class divisions, class divide, class divides, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, social stratification
'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'
'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'
'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'
'I can't talk right now. I'm alone.'
"My Harry is Bill Blass from head to toe."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashion expert, fashion experts, mimic, mimics, imitate, imitates, fashion designer, fashion designers, clothes, dressed up, smart dresser, smart dressers, showing off, show off, showed off, shows off, head to toe, designer clothing, designers clothing, designer outfit, designer outfits, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, flaunted, gossip, gossiping, gossips, gossiped, love, loves, loved, loving, marriage, marriages, married, admire, admires, admiration, admiring, admired, admirer, admirers
'For some reason, people tend to view me as arrogant, despite my superior virtues and academic aptitude...'
'And this is something I invented several years ago called 'The 6 Hole Punch'.'
'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'