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'There they go...mentally shredding.'
I hate Mondays and democracy
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'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'
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'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
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Trump shredding the constitution
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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, scratching, scratches, shred, shredding, clawing, furniture, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, modern art, project, projects, other projects, work, works, excited, hallmark, hallmarks, design, designs, designer, designers
'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'
'We'll need to be strictly honest while our shredders are down.'
"He was so surprised the government had done something right he fell in the shredder."
"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
'These documents are highly sensitive. Have them shredded, then burned.'
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
'Don't say. You didn't get your budget approved.'
"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."
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"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
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"All our furniture comes pre-shredded by our carefully selected in-house cats."
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"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
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"We named him 'Enron' because he shreds everything."
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
Secretary, shreds sensitive corporate documents at a shredded cheese company.
"I'll have you know that this is going in my blog."
"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."
"Lesson learned: never chase a cat that's shredding."
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