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'There they go...mentally shredding.'
'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluted, litter, litters, litterer, litterers, rubbish, waste, attack, attacks, attacked, piranha, piranhas, shred, shreds, shredding, shredded, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
Tags:security, securities, guard, guards, shred, shreds, shredder, shredders, document, documents, paper, papers, break, breaks, in, zurich, switzerland, swiss, secret, secrets, trespass, trespasses, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, unfortunate, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, scratching, scratches, shred, shredding, clawing, furniture, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, modern art, project, projects, other projects, work, works, excited, hallmark, hallmarks, design, designs, designer, designers
'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'
'We'll need to be strictly honest while our shredders are down.'
"He was so surprised the government had done something right he fell in the shredder."
"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
'These documents are highly sensitive. Have them shredded, then burned.'
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
'Don't say. You didn't get your budget approved.'
"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."
Tags:werewolf, business, board meeting, workers, escalator, corporate, black and white, business meeting, business suit, corporate life, full moon, werewolf, board, board of directors, meeting, meetings, management, corporations, betrayal, pass thee buck, blame, point the finger, blame game, shred, shreds, shredded, wolf, suit, jacket, dress shirt, shirt, pun, double-entendre
"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, shredder, shredders, paper shredder, paper shredders, shredding, shred, shreds, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, feedback, user feedback, training, trainer, trainers, office training, office equipment, learning experience, learning experiences
"All our furniture comes pre-shredded by our carefully selected in-house cats."
Tags:shredding, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, shred, shredding, furniture shop, furniture shops, furniture store, furniture stores, house cat, house cats, house-cat, house-cats, cat lover, cat lovers, chair, chairs, furniture, interior design, cat behaviour, cat behavior, family pet, family pets
"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, dog ate my homework, homework, shred, paper, papers, paperwork, eating, shredding, document, documents, brag, bragging, jealous, jealousy, promotion, promotions, promoted, moving up, business, skill, skills, skilled, talented, talent, talents, good performance, office, offices, office life
"We named him 'Enron' because he shreds everything."
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
Secretary, shreds sensitive corporate documents at a shredded cheese company.
"I'll have you know that this is going in my blog."
"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."
My Dad Shreds Butt
"Lesson learned: never chase a cat that's shredding."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, feline, felines, shred, shredding, shreds, chase, chases, chasing, dog behaviour, dog behavior, life lesson, life lessons, moulting, car hair, cat hairs, cat owner, cat owners, learning curve, learning curves
"I deleted the email, erased the online history, but I completely forgot about shredding the paper trail."
Tags:paper trail, paper trails, browser history, browser histories, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, wipe, wiped, computer history, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, jail time, prison, prison system, guilty verdict, law and order, prison sentence, inmate, evidence, court case, prisoner, prisoners, shred, shreds, shredding, paper shredder, paper shredders