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'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluted, litter, litters, litterer, litterers, rubbish, waste, attack, attacks, attacked, piranha, piranhas, shred, shreds, shredding, shredded, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym routine, pump, get a pump on, pumped, pumped up, lift, lifting, lifting weights, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, locker room, locker-room, gymnasium, health, muscle, muscles, cardio, heart health, fitness, fit, fitter, ripped, shredded, men, masculine, masculinity, date, dates, dating
"It's a wonder this never happened before, honestly."
'We'll need to be strictly honest while our shredders are down.'
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Tags:ab, abs, abdominal, abdominals, exercise, exercising, exercises, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym-goer, gym rat, gym rats, gym bunny, cardio bunny, fit, fitter, fitness, strength, strong, stroner, working out, work out, work outs, work-out, routine, jacked, jacked up, stacked, shredded, ripped, lingo, slang, stomach, word play, word-play, play on words, muscle, muscles, bodybuilder, body-builder, bodybuilders, body-builders, clique, cliques, social, social cue, social cues, social norm, social norms
"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."
Tags:werewolf, business, board meeting, workers, escalator, corporate, black and white, business meeting, business suit, corporate life, full moon, werewolf, board, board of directors, meeting, meetings, management, corporations, betrayal, pass thee buck, blame, point the finger, blame game, shred, shreds, shredded, wolf, suit, jacket, dress shirt, shirt, pun, double-entendre
Secretary, shreds sensitive corporate documents at a shredded cheese company.
"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, poultry, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, evidence, shredded, destroyed, secret, secrets, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, mystery, mysteries
"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."
Tags:pointless jobs, pointless job, useless job, useless jobs, bullshit job, bullshit jobs, meaningless job, meaningless jobs, office worker, office workers, paperwork, shredded, shredded paperwork, shredding paperwork, inconsequential, inconsequential job, inconsequential jobs, hate my job, job, jobs, office job, office jobs, desk job, desk jobs
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
"The cat told me to eat your homework."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, shredded, ate, eating, shredding, student, students, education, homework, blame, blaming, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, dog ate my homework, word play, wordplay, expression, expressions, cliche, cliches, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, bad dog, bad dogs
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
Tags:shred, shreds, shredding, shredded, shredder, shredders, stationery, office equipment, jams, jam, jamming, jammed, rip, rips, ripping, ripped, office worker, paper, papers, shirt, shirts, tear, tears, tearing, torn, tie, ties, office manager, office managers, fault, faults, faulty, broken, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, malfunctioned
'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
Man has a shredder as an outbox.
Cheese grater slide.
'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'
'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'
'In my day, when the owners went away, I had to shred a roll of toilet paper by hand.'
'That shredded clothing looks suspicious, Randy. Let's report it to the clubhouse. ... But grab that freebie first.'
Tags:freebie, freebies, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, suspect, odd, trap, traps, trapped, trapping, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, clothes, clothing, shred, shreds shedding, shredded, eat, eats, eating, eaten, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A Shredder for Junk Mail.
'The dog ate my homework, and Mother shredded my share and tell.'
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
'No, they're extra sensitive, so puree them.'