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'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
'Did someone call for a shredder?'
'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
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"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."
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"Put this in the 'shredder.'"
"See, isn't this more fun than shredding?"
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'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'
"It's a wonder this never happened before, honestly."
'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'
"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."
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'We'll need to be strictly honest while our shredders are down.'
"He was so surprised the government had done something right he fell in the shredder."
'These documents are highly sensitive. Have them shredded, then burned.'
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'
'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
"Be sure to let go before it hits the shredder."
Since I started using my shredder, my desk is much less cluttered.
"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."
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'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'
Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."
'He's in charge of shredding documents.'
"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
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"I gotta get one of those."