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'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
'There they go...mentally shredding.'
'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'
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"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."
Tags:cost-cutting, cost-cutting measure, cost-cutting measures, brick and mortar, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, publisher, publishers, publishing, bad book, bad books, bad writer, bad writers, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, sales, seller, sellers, book sale, book sales, shredder, shredders, shredding, paper shredder, paper shredders, paper shredding
"See, isn't this more fun than shredding?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office away day, office away days, shredding, shredding paper, shredder, shredders, camping, camp, toasting marshmallows, roasting marshmallows, campfire, campfires, team building days, team building, waste of time, wasting time, time wasting, team-building, team building activity, team building activities, confidential document, confidential documents, monotony, monotonous, fun, having fun
"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, scratching, scratches, shred, shredding, clawing, furniture, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, modern art, project, projects, other projects, work, works, excited, hallmark, hallmarks, design, designs, designer, designers
"It's a wonder this never happened before, honestly."
'We'll need to be strictly honest while our shredders are down.'
'These documents are highly sensitive. Have them shredded, then burned.'
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'
'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'
"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, incriminating documents, incriminating documents, destroying evidence, destruction of evidences, corrupt, corruption, white collar crimes, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, shredder, shredders, shredding, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
'He's in charge of shredding documents.'
"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, shredder, shredders, paper shredder, paper shredders, shredding, shred, shreds, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, feedback, user feedback, training, trainer, trainers, office training, office equipment, learning experience, learning experiences
"All our furniture comes pre-shredded by our carefully selected in-house cats."
Tags:shredding, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, shred, shredding, furniture shop, furniture shops, furniture store, furniture stores, house cat, house cats, house-cat, house-cats, cat lover, cat lovers, chair, chairs, furniture, interior design, cat behaviour, cat behavior, family pet, family pets
"That one's for our numbers."
Tags:crunch, crunches, crunching, shredder, shredders, shredding, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, corrupt, corruption, paper shredder, paper shredders, hiding something, something to hide, suspicious, suspicious behaviour, suspicious behaviours, suspicious behavior, suspicious behaviors
"No, no, we said, 'crunch' those numbers, not 'shred' them."
"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, dog ate my homework, homework, shred, paper, papers, paperwork, eating, shredding, document, documents, brag, bragging, jealous, jealousy, promotion, promotions, promoted, moving up, business, skill, skills, skilled, talented, talent, talents, good performance, office, offices, office life
"That's our paper shredder."
"We named him 'Enron' because he shreds everything."