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"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."
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"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."
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Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
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"We're done - there's nothing left in the world to bastardize."
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Keep out - Covid-19
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"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."
The End of the Internet
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"It's been like this since Thatcher got here...."
'I hear E.U. Health and Safety wants to shut us down.'
'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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'When he crashes I just disconnect all the wires and peripherals and shut him down for a few minutes. He'll boot right up after that.'
'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'
"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."
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The European Union cuts itself off from migrants.
'The Health and Safety guy doesn't look very happy...I hope we're not gonig to fail the inspection.'
'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'
Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
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'Don't insult my artificial intelligence.'
"I like you, but only in a Facebook thumbs up kind of way."
'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'
'My wife is out of town for a few days.'
"Now, can you remember the way I showed to terminate the session, Luigi?"
It's a poor reception area he seems to have shut down completely...