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"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."
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'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'
'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'
'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'
Used car balloon in space.
"When they used him on a NASA shuttle, it gave him a big head!"
Tags:bolt, bolts, nut, nuts, nail, nails, big head, big heads, big headed, big-head, big-heads, big-headed, big headedness, big-headedness, ego, egos, proud, pride, boast, boasting, boastful, prideful, nasa, shuttle, shuttles, spaceship, spaceships, superior attitude, superior attitudes, promotion, promotions
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.
"Whoa, check that out! I'm almost positive that I turned off my coffee maker."
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel
'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
Tags:jetlagged, jetlagged comic, jetlag, airline, airlines, airplane, plane travel, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, shuttle, shuttles, airport shuttle, airport shuttles, freezing, wait, waiting, aviation, crew, crews, layover, crew, crews, stewardess, steward, galley, galleys, snarky, sassy, aviation, flying, fly, flight, airplane, airport, travel, cold, freeze, snow, snowman, hotel, long wait, long waits
'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'
NASA - Out to Launch.
"That's cleared my constipation!"
Tags:badminton, shuttle, shuttlecock, badminton player, badminton players, play, player, planet, space, extraterrestrial, planet, alien, spaceship, aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, science fiction, fly, flight, conflict, civilization, travel, foreign, foreigner, culture, meeting, new people, immigrant, world, racket, raquet, ball
'Now, let me explain to you exactly why your GPS isn't working.'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, national football league, pass, passes, passing, passer, passers, go deep, go long, space, spaces, spaceman, spacemen, astronaut, astronauts, spaceship, spaceships, float, floating, floats, throw, throws, throwing, thrown, shuttle, shuttles, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
After years of shuttling teenagers around, Gina started hallucinating that she was morphing into a Chrysler minivan.
'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'
October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.
'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'