Siamese Twin Cartoons and Comics

"Why can't we be normal Siamese twins like everybody else?"

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'I know you've been sleeping with my conjoined twin brother, now where is he hiding?'

'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

'I should think twice about this. . . then again. . . that goes without saying.'

"We're Beatrice."

'Regret that we had Siamese Attachment Surgery? Never!'

'After the circus went under we decided to go into business for ourselves.'

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Conjoined strangers.

Double suitcase pick-up for a Siamese twins.

'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'

"Well, I've never seen this before...give me a minute...I'll need to ask the boss about this one."

"Except for that whole Siamese twin things I never would have guessed that you two were brothers."

"But no onions on his...gives me gas."

2-Headed Men's Room

"It's not you. It's us."

"You want a second opinion? Sure, no problem!"

'Well, I've never seen this before. . . give me a minute. . . I'll need to ask the boss about this one.'

I think we can separate you.

'Single or double?'

'I really like these GM foods.'