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The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
'Are you feeling better, Mr. Global economy?'
'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'
Colds: A man's and a woman's
"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."
'Of course I'm still sick! I couldn't afford the ounce of prevention, let alone the pound of cure.'
A man in a hospital bed.
"Move over! - I just got the bill!"
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'I'm really sorry to see you so unwell...I blame it on the stress of the job, the punishing workload, the grinding hours!...Which is why I've brought you these files you can work with from home.'
'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'
'Have some chicken soup, dear. You'll feel like death warmed over in no time.'
'Knock it off. You're not that sick.'
"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."
"Good news Mr Simms. Your blood pressure is down and you have a visitor."
'He's playing air violin. Studies show it reduces compassion fatigue.'
'Mommy doesn't need a thermometer. Let me feel your nose.'
'He's very weak. Try to keep the nagging to an hour a day.'
'Thank you for taking mothering to another level.'
"Uh oh...I was supposed to rub this on you back..."
"There, that ought to hold you."
'Ignore him, he's got a touch of man flu, I'll pour him into bed later.'
'How's your cold? I made you a chicken soup sandwich.'
'I brought my doctor to verify why you're not at work, Shapiro.'
'Don't joke with Aunt Molly while she's sick. Mom says she has a contagious laugh.'