Sick Day Cartoons and Comics

'Getting here on time every morning, and never have a day off sick, just isn't good enough Moulding! How are you ever going to get through all the stuff I keep piling on top of you if you don't work through your lunch-break as well?'

To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."

"I forgot to call in dead."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

"Dorothy, Mr Zwerdling won't be in today - here's a list of people he wants sacked."

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

"I'm to tired to click on things all day."

The sweet spot of flu

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus

"Have you tried lying around watching crappy TV?"

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"

'It's a get well card from the substitute.'

'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."

"I'm beginning to feel sick tomorrow."

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'